- Tue, 12:53: RT @LOLGOP: I never thought I'd get another chance to pretend I watch Twin Peaks.
- Tue, 17:01: No one has died, starved or lost their home because a gay couple got married. @tedcruz, priorities plzkthx. #tcot #SantorumOnYourFace
- Tue, 17:11: Just rickrolled myself with a mashup I forgot I made 7 years ago.
- Wed, 10:11: RT @carriegravenson: They don't teach this theory in school but it's very wise. http://t.co/HIZHhWbgRK
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.