- Sat, 21:50: The waiter at this diner just asked "Is your wife coming?" I look put together enough to look married?
- Sat, 22:41: "Fuck it, Christmas is only two months away. Leave the decorations up." http://t.co/EHsQV4EdQD
- Sat, 23:05: RT @KatraHigher: Hey you stupid allergic kids I'm shoving peanut butter in my face because I'm not a huge pussy
- Sun, 07:23: Thinking about buying a wifi router just to give it a stupid name means I need another hour of sleep, right? #analbumcover
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…