- Sat, 21:50: The waiter at this diner just asked "Is your wife coming?" I look put together enough to look married?
- Sat, 22:41: "Fuck it, Christmas is only two months away. Leave the decorations up." http://t.co/EHsQV4EdQD
- Sat, 23:05: RT @KatraHigher: Hey you stupid allergic kids I'm shoving peanut butter in my face because I'm not a huge pussy
- Sun, 07:23: Thinking about buying a wifi router just to give it a stupid name means I need another hour of sleep, right? #analbumcover
Sun, 17:56: RT @ kathbarbadoro: matt damon is from boston. when he said he was retiring the f slur from his vocabulary he meant he was hanging…
Fri, 09:11: RT @ JohnFugelsang: Dear Democrats: This level of hysteria shows just how terrified the GOP is that white people are going to…
Sun, 04:05: RT @ NoLieWithBTC: Lauren Boebert's restaurant received a $233,305 PPP check and she receives a $174,000 taxpayer-funded salary.