- Sun, 12:10: The Royals are going to the playoffs for the first time in decades. It is truly the end of days.
- Sun, 12:19: RT @fuck_new_jersey: You Only Live Once, so don't be a cunt.
- Sun, 14:49: Home of Astoria's nerdy kids. http://t.co/qZFPU5RYyX
- Sun, 15:24: That thing where you stop to eat food at a Steelers bar and regret it immediately.
- Sun, 15:35: Late lunch time snacking. http://t.co/gDydFkG4IR
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…