Sun, 13:28: A woman is proselytizing for Jesus in Moe's Southwest Grill. My only religion is shitty tex-mex so she's invading my church time.
Sun, 13:36: The Proselytizer is talking this girl's ear off in front of me. I'm eating like this is my first meal in months before she gets to my table.
Sun, 13:42: The Proselytizer is telling her that scientists have proven The Bible is 100% true and has an app to prove that. *chokes on chips*
Sun, 14:02: The Proselytizer left without even trying to talk to me. Did Jesus tell her that I'm only into Black Jesus?
Sun, 14:19: RT @WillMcAvoyACN: Spanking your children may be how you were raised, but studies have shown it's not only ineffective but damages kids. ht…
