My tweets

Sun, 12:57: Patrick Stewart double fists it in Astoria. http://t.co/cywlbeEEF9
Sun, 13:28: A woman is proselytizing for Jesus in Moe's Southwest Grill. My only religion is shitty tex-mex so she's invading my church time.
Sun, 13:36: The Proselytizer is talking this girl's ear off in front of me. I'm eating like this is my first meal in months before she gets to my table.
Sun, 13:42: The Proselytizer is telling her that scientists have proven The Bible is 100% true and has an app to prove that. *chokes on chips*
Sun, 14:02: The Proselytizer left without even trying to talk to me. Did Jesus tell her that I'm only into Black Jesus?
Sun, 14:19: RT @WillMcAvoyACN: Spanking your children may be how you were raised, but studies have shown it's not only ineffective but damages kids. ht…
Sun, 15:13: Local predator of Astoria. http://t.co/5cWb4Re4HI
Sun, 16:38: Big Homophobic Ice Cream only comes in a couple flavors and you better not mix them! I will stick w/ @biggayicecream http://t.co/Cvxb760aWq
Sun, 21:09: RT @SaraJBenincasa: PLEASE LET THEM ASK ONE OF THESE GIRLS ABOUT RAY RICE. #MissAmerica
Sun, 21:44: This is how I feel about tomorrow being Monday. http://t.co/iYHBZWdOR4