- Sat, 16:07: RT @LOLGOP: "My big concern is that too many men are being falsely accused of rape." - a guy who just told you everything you need to know …
- Sat, 20:42: RT @joshgondelman: There's Christian Rock, but do they make Extra Christian Country?
- Sat, 20:46: I'm at a karaoke and they don't have "Just A Friend" so I'm burning this place down.
- Sat, 21:42: RT @Katie_Speak: Going away birthday combo new job moving! w/@djmrcurmudgeon http://t.co/WsxUHofyeU
- Sat, 22:10: I've had enough to drink to admit to singing along with Mr. Big.
- Sat, 23:22: Someone told this cab driver that he gets a bonus if he can hit every pothole between Soho and Astoria.
- Sat, 23:50: An apartment on the second floor is watching softcore porn, based on the bad music and fake sounding moans.