- Sat, 16:07: RT @LOLGOP: "My big concern is that too many men are being falsely accused of rape." - a guy who just told you everything you need to know …
- Sat, 20:42: RT @joshgondelman: There's Christian Rock, but do they make Extra Christian Country?
- Sat, 20:46: I'm at a karaoke and they don't have "Just A Friend" so I'm burning this place down.
- Sat, 21:42: RT @Katie_Speak: Going away birthday combo new job moving! w/@djmrcurmudgeon http://t.co/WsxUHofyeU
- Sat, 22:10: I've had enough to drink to admit to singing along with Mr. Big.
- Sat, 23:22: Someone told this cab driver that he gets a bonus if he can hit every pothole between Soho and Astoria.
- Sat, 23:50: An apartment on the second floor is watching softcore porn, based on the bad music and fake sounding moans.
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…