- Sun, 15:40: The smell of an oncoming storm makes me want to stand in the rain.
- Mon, 08:51: RT @colinpdempsey: Is there a name for the mental illness where someone posts an inspirational quote and writes "so true" after it?
- Mon, 08:56: RT @lenadunham: The "don't take naked pics if you don't want them online" argument is the "she was wearing a short skirt" of the web. Ugh.
- Mon, 09:49: RT @TheAntiNerdSays: You Can Now Access All Of Richard Feynman's Physics Lectures For Free http://t.co/1PqtqwVDpO
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…