- Tue, 16:37: If Toynbee Tiles turn out to be a Banksy project, I'm going to be pissed.
- Wed, 08:49: Sometimes toast is just how I eat butter without looking like a disgusting person. http://t.co/LWJZl6guJd
- Wed, 10:14: RT @colinpdempsey: It's sure not fun when a cop points his gun at you http://t.co/1po2FjEjeL via @colinpdempsey
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…
Fri, 13:19: RT @ joshgondelman: This is (in my opinion) one of the most fun things @ SHODesusAndMero has ever done. Please enjoy (among other…
Thu, 15:18: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: “I hate looking at homeless people” they whined, as they boarded their respective diamond-encrusted private…