- Wed, 12:14: I can't keep track of which tragic thing I'm supposed to be upset about so I'm just going with "humans" today.
- Wed, 13:20: There will always be another rich white man out there just waiting to be outed as an asshole. #WhitePeopleSuck
- Wed, 13:35: RT @MHPshow: Oklahoma tried to execute two prisoners Tuesday with an untested drug cocktail. It went terribly awry: http://t.co/Aedx4lprPc …
- Wed, 19:56: RT @saraschaefer1: who are some good male comedians
- Wed, 20:01: If you can't get behind this, please leave the Earth in whatever way you see fit. https://t.co/8ViwOCyyiV
- Thu, 09:39: Farted in an empty elevator at work. Doing my part on #MayDay2014
- Thu, 09:43: RT @TheDailyEdge: Paul Ryan: "On #MayDay, let's remember that America has the world's best, most productive workers. Or as I usually call t…