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[May. 24th, 2012|12:00 pm] |
- Wed, 15:09: RT @julieklausner: Pretty fucked up to think about how there are literally thousands of freshly made pancakes just sitting somewhere not ...
- Wed, 16:41: Even though I know that the small win I just achieved will backfire on me down the road, it's still nice to get a win.
- Wed, 16:56: Any New York friends interested in catching El-P at Irving Plaza? I know one of you has to be a hiphop head who will come with.
- Wed, 16:58: RT @therealelp: JUST ANNOUNCED: IRVING PLAZA. FULL SETS FROM EL-P, KILLER MIKE, EXQUIRE, DESPOT. JULY 13TH. http://t.co/jkU8fRQW
- Wed, 18:30: So The Killing is just Twin Peaks without the supernatural hilarity and The Rocketeer minus his rocket pack? Borrrrring.
- Wed, 20:36: Tiger Schullman's Martial Arts makes me chuckle every time for no reason. http://t.co/1E64KoaN
- Thu, 10:52: Do Christians keep pics of Jesus in the bathroom across the globe or is that just a midwestern thing? In other news, decorating my potty.
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[May. 21st, 2012|12:00 pm] |
- Mon, 04:29: Red sky at morning, neighbor take warning...
- Mon, 08:06: Thunder and lightning! I can't remember the last time both of those rolled through NYC. I'm probably too happy about this.
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[May. 20th, 2012|12:00 pm] |
- Sat, 21:28: I woke up with @therealelp's Stay Down stuck in my head and haven't been able to shake it loose all day. No complaints.
- Sat, 22:45: Mick Jagger is surprisingly funny on SNL so far.
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[May. 16th, 2012|12:00 pm] |
- Tue, 14:22: Seriously, this taco craving I've had since last week may kill me if I don't rectify the situation soon.
- Tue, 22:25: Dear brain: spend less time harassing me with things I can't do anything about. This applies to 8000 things.
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[May. 15th, 2012|12:00 pm] |
- Mon, 14:40: Someone needs to figure out how many Americans become obese each year solely because they stay home watching Biggest Loser every week.
- Mon, 23:24: Oh hey, I didn't see you there int0rw3bz. Did you know that I co-host a monthly comedy show? You should check it out. http://t.co/ig8vChQR
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[May. 6th, 2012|12:00 pm] |
- Sat, 21:45: I would have loved The Avengers if I hadn't spent the movie waiting for Barney Stinson to show up.
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[May. 5th, 2012|12:00 pm] |
- Fri, 12:58: If you haven't heard about MCA by now, you live under a rock or you hate life. Go put your favortie Beastie Boys album on now. #RIPMCA
- Fri, 12:58: RT @FakeMTA: The M, C. and A trains won't be running, due to the world being really unfair, sometimes.
- Fri, 13:02: For the rest of the day, Spotify will only be able to play Beastie Boys and that song from Gotye. Sorry for the inconvenience.
- Fri, 13:48: Remember when Michael Jackson songs played in your hood every day for a week after he died? Time for everyone to loop Sabotage. #RIPMCA
- Fri, 15:36: Anyone else find this a little disturbing? #RIPMCA http://t.co/q6eVrTvX
- Fri, 17:43: Any of my Astorian friends have a flipcam I can borrow for a little bit to document the destruction of a $1500 purse?
- Fri, 20:09: Oh Otto's, I forgot that when you are awesome, you're really awesome. http://t.co/iXTVK3yN
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[May. 3rd, 2012|12:00 pm] |
- Wed, 18:54: Aww yeah, my swag bag is full of pie and pasties! My night is complete! #GLOC
- Wed, 18:55: Nevermind, there are only two pasties in here. My 3rd through 7th nipples are still exposed. #GLOCrelaunchparty
- Wed, 19:46: The amazing and gorgeous Kambri Crews telling us about her love Diamond Dave. http://t.co/mi49ZJUZ
- Wed, 21:27: I shall no longer be known as DJ Mr Curmudgeon. I shall now be known as The Asshole Who Won The Marc Jacobs Purse. #GLOCrelaunchparty
- Wed, 21:34: Updating my OKCupud profile to say "I heart boobs, give oral, have a new Marc Jacobs purse you could have. Message me!" #GLOCrelaunchparty
- Thu, 07:32: I rolled over and saw I had company in my bed this morning. What on earth happened last night? I'm afraid to http://t.co/z4rq2sJa
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[May. 1st, 2012|12:00 pm] |
- Tue, 01:42: There's something happening in here. What it is isn't exactly clear... http://t.co/I4w2raEm
- Tue, 02:52: Dear iTunes, be less poignant at this hour. I don't need you playing sad songs randomly that fit how I feel about life.
- Tue, 03:22: Dear brain: quit teaming up with itunes and filling my brain with crazy talk. It's sleeping time, not drama/what if time.
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